Tonteria

Step into the enchanting world of Tonteria, a Mexican-themed nightclub nestled within the vibrant heart of Sloane Square in London. Born in 2012 from the creative minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria offers a unique and captivating addition to London’s nightlife scene. Prepare to be transported on a theatrical and cultural journey that promises to delight your senses and immerse you in a world of Mexican splendour.

As you step through the doors of Tonteria, you’ll immerse yourself in Mexican culture’s vibrant tapestry. The venue is a multisensory experience, combining visual delights with exquisite gastronomy. At the heart of Tonteria lies La Taqueria, a culinary gem serving mouthwatering treats and tantalising cocktails. The experience unfolds every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 pm to 3 am, offering an evening of entertainment. What sets Tonteria apart is its commitment to delivering a theatrical spectacle that keeps you endlessly entertained. Get ready for captivating parade shows and interior decor that transports you to the lush jungles of Tulum.

As the beats pump and the atmosphere ignites, indulge in signature creations such as the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the thrilling “tequila slammer.” You’ll also have the chance to enjoy the communal experience of the shared cocktail menu, perfect for enjoying with friends. Whether lounging in your booth or hitting the dance floor, frozen margaritas and authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu will keep your energy high. The in-house DJ is here to set the stage on fire with pulsating live music, inviting you to dance the night away.

Take advantage of the opportunity to embark on a culinary journey at La Taqueria, which opens from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm. Indulge in the exquisite flavours before seamlessly transitioning into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria takes pride in its remarkable Tequila collection, offering rare and hard-to-find varieties that cater to tequila enthusiasts, providing a tasting experience like no other.

Tonteria is not just a nightclub; it’s a place where celebrations reach new heights. Customised show options are available, adding extra excitement to your special occasions.

Elegance and allure define Tonteria’s dress code. For ladies, chic elegance with high heels is the way to go, while men are encouraged to embrace smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures a seamless entry and an experience that will leave a lasting impression in your memory.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 minimum spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 minimum spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes and no trainers.